Episode 7 of Season 1
With your hosts Jay Zippo, Nikki Notaro, Lisa B and Hazelnut.
The last episode went over well, so we decided to do another “breaking news” show with crazy articles.
NOTE: We had a microphone issue… we will fix this next EP.
Synopsis
This is a news and updates episodes that we talk about a masturbating ghost watching 80’s porn, because why not. A hungry squirrel eating things it should not eat. 12 Myths that some douche bag thinks we should stop believing in. Donald Trump’s heinous eating habits. Man with the longest fingernails finally cuts them off, and we find out why he grew them in the first place. AANNNDD our finale, about family love… literally not love. Brother bites off his brothers penis while having sex with his cousin on a DragonballZ blanket. Let that sink in…. *ba doom cha*
News Articles and Links
POLICE BLOTTER: Masturbating Ghost Is Finally Caught
https://patch.com/washington/puyallup/masturbating-halloween-ghost-caught-puyallup
GROSS: Man With World’s Longest Fingernails Finally Decides To Not Be Gross
https://www.npr.org/2018/07/13/628789534/man-with-the-worlds-longest-fingernails-cuts-them-off-after-66-years
WTF: Squirrel Eats Out A Condom
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/squirrel-eating-condom-video_us_5b44edb9e4b048036ea32eae
UFO: 12 myths we should stop believing in. (I have a few I think we should continue)
https://www.rd.com/culture/ufo-myths/
POLITICAL: Trump and his weird eating habits
http://www.theweek.co.uk/95082/donald-trump-s-weird-eating-habits-explained
WTF: Canadian man tries to sell 6 year old McDonalds Meal
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ikrd/this-canadian-man-tried-to-sell-a-6-year-old-mcdonalds?utm_term=.fnyxYV3Ne#.icADVpZmx
FINALE:
FAMILY FUN: Brother Bites Off Penis Of Other Brother Because Of Dragon Ball Z Blanket
https://floridaman2.com/2018/07/14/florida-man-bites-off-brothers-penis-in-defense-of-favorite-dragon-ball-z-blanket/